STOP EXISTING. START LIVING.
This Summer, $800 per person Buys You More Than a Vacation—It Buys You Back Your Life.
When was the last time you felt truly alive? Not scrolling. Not scheduling. Not surviving another week until Friday but Actually living.
Welcome to Getting Yurty: Where Living Begins and Existing Ends.This isn't a resort. There's no concierge. No room service. No WiFi to numb you back into the life you're trying to escape.
This is raw. Real. Unforgettable. For just $800, you're not buying a primitive camping experience—you're investing in the person you've been too busy to become.
What You're Really Getting: The moment you step off that plane, your transformation begins. No transition. No easing in. Just you, the wild, and the immediate, electric realization that you've left your old life 35,000 feet behind you.
You'll sleep under canvas and stars in a yurt tent—no frills, no filters, no pretending.
Just the kind of simplicity that strips away everything fake and leaves only what matters. You'll wake to coffee and nature instead of notifications. You'll build fires instead of PowerPoints.
You'll have conversations that last hours instead of seconds, with people who came here for the same reason you did: to remember what it feels like to be human.
This Is What $800 Actually Buys:
✨ Memories that outlast your mortgage payments—the kind of stories you'll tell for decades, not the kind you forget by Monday.
✨ Friendships forged in firelight—connections built on shared adventure, not shared algorithms.
✨ The version of yourself you've been too comfortable to meet—braver, freer, more alive than you've been in years.
✨ A summer that doesn't blur into all the others—because this one, you actually lived. No Frills. All Substance.
We're not going to lie to you: this isn't luxury. It's primitive. It's challenging. It's uncomfortable in all the right ways.
But here's what it is: It's the antidote to the life that's been slowly suffocating you. It's permission to be messy, wild, and completely yourself. It's the reset button you didn't know you desperately needed. It's $800 that will change how you spend the other 51 weeks of your year.
Your Adventure Starts the Second You Arrive: The plane touches down. You grab your pack. And just like that—you're in it.
The drive to Winnemucca NV will begin your pure, immediate immersion into an experience that demands you show up fully, completely, courageously.
How you get there? That's your story to write. What happens after you step off that plane and get out of your car? That's where we come in.
The Question Isn't "Can I Afford $800?"
The question is: Can you afford another summer of just existing? Another season of scrolling through other people's adventures while yours remains un-lived? With another year of telling yourself "someday" while your soul quietly starves for something real!
Getting Yurty Isn't For Everyone
If you need luxury, book the resort. If you need certainty, stay home.
If you need comfort, this isn't your place.
But if you need to LIVE—truly, wildly, memorably LIVE—this summer is calling your name.
$800. One Summer. Zero Regrets. Getting Yurty: Living Not Just Existing Retreat
Your adventure begins the moment you step off the plane. Will you answer the call?
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Limited spaces available. Because real experiences can't be mass-produced.